What Is Up With Idol…Part II

Train of thoughts while I watch and type… 

Am I the only person who really hates the sing-along, dance number on the Day After show? It’s like going to Disneyland and sitting in one of those auditoriums with a couple hundred people while 25 people who want to be performers sing and dance around. It’s not really very interesting. And neither is this portion of the show. Bad time filler…bad.

Holy Crap! Brooke looks HOT with her hair straight! Didn’t think she had it in her.

Amanda Overmyer looks totally over it already. I gotta think, that if I were gonna be in a fight in an alley somewhere, I would want her at my back. Seriously Simon, you might want to rethink ever telling her to sing a ballad ever again. She totally smacked you around last night. I like her! I hope she makes the Top 4 (replacing Syesha…who I’m disliking after my initial thought that she would be pretty awesome. She’s kinda bland, even if she is pretty).

Sweet! Brooke stays on! I really like her too. When she gets voted off, life on the show will get a little less sunny.

Sweet! Carly Smithson is in the bottom 3. I agree. Althought they keep saying she’s one of the best singers, I don’t know….I kinda disagree. But whatever.

David Archuletta ain’t going anywhere. He might win it, but he’s not the best singer in this competition.

Michael Johns. Overrated. Nervous after trying to do “A Day In The Life” in 1:30. It kinda was weird. But he moves on anyway. Steph will be happy. I couldn’t care less…

Commercial Break! Time to order dinner! Yay! But I can’t find a menu…crap. I hope they HAVE room service or I’m screwed!

Okay…menu is ON the TV? No paper menu. But I can’t leave American Idol, so I called to order a salad and water. $28. Forget it…I’ll order after the show…if I even order at all. Thats crazy.

Great…now we get a documentary on how they MAKE the stupid commercial that they do every week. Man…they got nothing to fill with. Why not try letting them sing a song they would prefer to sing? That might be a nice change of pace…

A UFO chasing a car full of Idols? Black & white video with the Clash’s “Should I Stay Or Should I Go”. This is weird stuff man…

David Cook moves on…of course. Excellent!

Oh shock! Kristy Lee Cook is in the bottom 3. Darn…

Jason Castro moves on. I didn’t really like his “Michelle” that much, but whatever…he’s still better than Ramiele…who also moves on…unfortunately.

Oh goody! Kellie Pickler is up next! I can hardly contain my enthusiasm! So far this year, they’ve had Blake Lewis performed some bad song off his new album (he should have went with “End Of The World”…it’s the best song on his album), Katherine McPhee did a Beatles song with pianist HOLD UP…Simon just says the Paula is a good kisser! What the ???

Okay…back to the phone calls…another stupid segment that they should get rid of. Although I kind of like the questions for the contestants. But they should avoid asking the judges questions. They’re all too smug and silly. The Idols seem to have some fun answers. So maybe this segment isn’t all terrible.

Now back to Kellie Pickler. She’s cute. And has big boobs. I have to watch. Fun little video segment revisits her roller skating days. Cute girl, not such a good song, “Red High Heels”. Apparently she’s happy to be back. And I’m thinking she’s had some work done in the chest area. A little too perky for a family show…LOL. So back to what I was saying about Katherine McPhee. Her segment was forgettable last week as well. Too bad…cause she’s really pretty and has some talent. Still not as good as half the Idols this season though. And neither does Kellie Pickler. Can’t wait to see what a producer will do with any of this season’s artists!

I have to believe that the rest of the nation will vote against Chikezie. No one seems to agree with ANY of my picks…but lets see what happens.

Idols Fight Malaria? Ooookay. Fantasia is still one of the best singers to come out of Idol. Great voice. And Elliott Yamin. What is going on here? Is this show 2 hours tonight??? And where’s my $24 dollar panini??? Wonder how many kids I could feed with what I’ll eventually end up paying this hotel for their overpriced food. $24 bucks for a sandwich and fries. Stupid. I’d rather give to the Idol Africa Malaria Coalition….or whatever its called. But a man’s gotta eat. And there’s nothing else around this freaking hotel! Birmingham is not exactly a hotbed of nightlife and dinner options.

WOW! Amanda is in the bottom 3??? That’s kind of shocking…but let’s face it. If Kristy’s not gone tonight I’m not gonna watch anymore. CMON!!! This is crazy! The girl shgould have been gone 3 weeks ago! Let’s get a move on people!

Commercial break…and no panini. I’m getting edgy. This better be the best damn panini sandwich ever. I know its gonna come right when they announce that Kristy has been booted and I’m not gonna get to gloat. And then my wife will call. So then my panini will get cold. Oh the horror!

Carly fakes surprise when she’s safe. No…we’re not kidding you. Now go sit down already.

OH JUST SAY IT ALREADY!!!!!!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Amanda gets booted?!?!?! THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS! None of the Idols seem to be all that interested that she got booted. I don’t think she made a lot of friends. But ya know what…she’s more original than anyone on the show…and that never seems to work for America. How much you want to bet Kristy ends up getting through 2 more weeks. Stupid.

I am now starting a “I Hate American Idol” blog. Anyone interested?

Where’s my damn panini already?

Wait…she doesn’t get to go on the tour? YES! Now go make some real money girl! It will be the best thing that ever happened to her.

I quit.

And I still haven’t eaten dinner. Ugh.