Bulgari hand lotion. You can get it at any Ritz hotel near you. And it stinks.
First off…I want it to be known that I have to work very close to this man. He is a good friend who is a really nice guy…but this stuff really stinks! Is it baby poop stinky? Nope. Is it sewage pipe busted stinky? Nah. But it smells kinda girlie…and a guy wearing girlie, perfumy smelling hand lotion is a little strange…and it smells weird and it makes my eyes water…
Not that there is anything wrong with that…I guess.
Oh…and his wife makes me cookies. So I have to put up with him or else I don’t get the cookies. Damn…
But it is stinky…
