Ocho Stupido

Someone should let Chad know that the brazilian wax look is “out”!

It is now official. The Bungals will now no longer call Chad Johnson “Chad Johnson”. Apparently the talented, motormouthed and somewhat flamboyant receiver has gone and officially changed his name to “Chad Ocho Cinco”. I was waiting to see if the team acknowledged this silliness before I wrote about it and now they have.

Here’s what I hope to see…Chad Ocho Stupido cutting to the center of the field. Carson Palmer firing a bullet into his chest and then 3 defenders clocking him so hard his helmet hits the goalpost. That happened around game 3 last season and the guy didn’t talk for 4 weeks!

Know what else would be funny? If the team changed his number to #4.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (This is fake laughter because a friend and I already discussed this and I laughed then. I just thought it would be funny to share!)

Ocho Stupido. I like that…

 Additional Note: The Bengals just opened their 2008 campaign by getting their asses handed to them by the Baltimore Ravens (who are supposed to be in a rebuilding year) 17-10. The Bengals offense racked up a TOTAL of 154 yards (Ocho had 1 reception for a whopping 22 yards) while the defense was giving up 358 yards (to an offense who was without it’s starting QB and in a rebuilding year). Hmmmm…maybe we should be concentrating on playing football and not worrying so much about name changes and convicts…