I’m all for youth and looking younger and all…but is it just me or is Donny Osmond just a freak? Seriously…he SAYS he’s 51 (quoted from last night’s “Dancing With The Stars” episode) but I gotta believe the guy is going on 61. I mean…he’s been around FOREVER. I swear when I was 5 he HAD to be at least 16. And then I remember having a couple of hits in the late 80′s (“Soldier Of Love” & “Sacred Emotion”) when he HAD to have been in his 30′s. And NOW he’s popped up on “Dancing” and I swear the guy looks like he’s 28 years old!
There has got to be a secret here. Is Donny really a cult leader, sacrificing virgins to the evil god of youth? There’s not a grey hair, there’s not a wrinkle, there’s not a sign of slowing down. There’s something amiss here people…and I want answers!
Donny Osmond is up to something and it needs to be investigated. Because there is NO WAY this guy is ONLY 51 years old. And dancing with some hot starlet like he’s 19 again.
NO WAY OSMOND!
You are up to no good and I know eventually the secret will be discovered that, not only have you been dancing with the stars, but you’ve been dancing with some kind of devil also. The gig is up dude! And you are an evil, evil man.
Damn you Donny Osmond…making me feel all old and crap…