The 2009 VMA’s

I gotta be honest…I didn’t watch the VMA’s last night (do they still MAKE music videos? Because I haven’t seen any on television in forever…). I was too busy hanging out with my wife & kids and then we tuned in to watch some more Dexter (which is my new favorite show). But this morning [...]

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United States Health Care

Normally I don’t like to open my blog up for controversy, especially one of this magnitude…but I’m curious. I’ve had friends who have brought up healthcare on their Facebook updates and there have been some heated arguments for and against such an idea. I haven’t decided. In all honesty, I think there has to be [...]

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Wonder What I Woulda Been?

What would you do if you could have your kid genetically tested to see what he or she might grow up to be someday? Apparently over in China, where a family is only allowed one child, they are using DNA testing to see where a child might excel in order to give them an early [...]

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2 American Icons Gone…

I am only 40, yet the hands of time keep pushing forward. Farrah Fawcett, although not my favorite Angel, will always be known as the girl in the red one piece swimsuit. That bright smile and that swimsuit (and what was in that swimsuit) was as much a part of the 70’s as John Travolta [...]

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Obama Swats Fly! Whole World In Uproar!

Soooo spiders are okay, but flies must die?
During an interview on CNBC, President Obama took it upon himself to hunt down and destroy one of our most precious of insects. A commonly misunderstood fly was simply hoping to get a photo to share with his colleagues and possibly an autograph and what does the President [...]

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It Was A Beautiful Day…Until The Taxman Paid Us A Visit

and more taxes…and more taxes…
Awesome weather here in the tri-state region today. High in the mid-70’s. Clear blue skies. Everyone wearing shorts and enjoying life. I thought that was gonna be MY day as well…until I got an email from my accountant telling me that I have a choice. And when your accountant tells you [...]

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Who The Hell…

is Bobby Jindal and why is my wife yelling at him while I am trying to blog? Is he talking to me? Because it sounds like he’s talking to a kindergarten class. Maybe I should wake Christopher & Ava up? Whatever…back to my mini and more thoughts…

Oh…and President Obama? You rock. Good luck!

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The Exit Row

As a frequent flyer, I often try to get the first class upgrade anytime there is an opportunity. Its just an easier way to fly! However, sometimes I’m not lucky enough and have to sit in the back of the bus. And that’s fine. However, if I’m going to be sitting in the back of [...]

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New Ways To Prove Your Inadequecy

Right off the bat…this is a SEX blog. So anyone offended by such topics should change the channel now…
 
(shift nervously…twiddle thimbs…)
 
Okay…that should be enough time…right?
 So a couple of things have come up (not really! HA! Let the fun begin!) that have to do with things of a sexual nature that I thought was interesting/funny/sad (wait for [...]

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Fox News Has Got No Game

Ain’t THIS the truth???
Seriously…anybody watching this crap? Ever since Tuesday, Fox News has been reporting on Barack Obama’s Blackberry and whether or not he took the oath “officially”. Are they serious with this crap? Have they got nothing better to talk about?
They have NOT rambled on for hours about decisions Obama has made already to [...]

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Doom & Gloom

C’mon Stan…I hear Wal-Mart is hiring!
I’m tired of hearing it. I’m tired of reading it.
I would say, in the last 10 months, I have not picked up a paper, magazine, or turned on a newscast and NOT heard or seen a headline that had a positive spin. Are we in such dire straights that there [...]

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Let’s Just Call It “Even”

I’ll trade you a goat for some coffee creamer…
Barack Obama takes office this month and today there is talk of a $775 billion stimulus package to be put into affect to bolster our economy. But I have a better idea and a simpler solution…let’s just call it even!
Now before you start laughing at me…hear me out. [...]

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Gunns In The Classroom

Think Albert had issues in elementary school?
Caught this story on Headline News while I was working out and just HAD to comment…
Apparently a former porn star (if you consider a woman who poses nude by herself for adult films and magazines a true “porn” star. I would just consider her to be an exhibitionist.) was under [...]

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McDonald’s News Headlines!

 
GET YOUR HEADLINES HERE! READ ALL ABOUT YOUR McDONALD’S NEWS HERE! Little did you know that Mickey D’s ain’t just a place to get a Big Mac! Apparently it’s got so much more drama to offer!!!
News Headline #1: IPhone User Suing McDonalds’ For Leaking Nude Photos!
According to the Associated Press, an Arkansas man left his [...]

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*sigh* (a guy’s lament)

Throw out the “call girl” part and tell me she’s not attractive!
So yesterday I decided to go out on a limb and blog about this 23-year old call girl who ruined the career of a New York politician (and deservedly so, I might add). I personally think she is attractive. I like brunettes with brown eyes. Anyone [...]

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