The Local Enigma

In the small town where I live, there is a man who I have never been able to talk to. He’s an older gentleman and I see him frequently walking the sidewalks of our town. He sometimes has a cane. Sometimes he carries a backpack. But no matter when I see him, he ALWAYS has [...]

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You Paid How Much For What?!?

That IS some good-lookin’ hair…
Reading the paper this morning and I came upon THIS little news flash…
Apparently there was an auction of Elvis Presley’s stuff in Chicago (how much crap did that guy own anyway?!?) and someone actually paid $15,000 for a clump of his hair.
Seriously?
Aaaaand I got nuthin’…

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The Long & Winding Road

I own a Garmin. It’s like a Tom Tom. Which is to say it’s a GPS. Which is to say that the damn thing should know how to get EVERYWHERE…doncha think? But today…it didn’t. Today it took me and my wife through the rolling hills of Kentucky. As beautiful as it was, I would prefer [...]

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I’m A 2 Star Blog With 5 Star Potential

Why only 5? Why not 12?
I started playing around with WordPress the other day (because I had nothing better to do and I was all caught up on reading my friends’ blogs and doing all the OTHER stuff that fills my days) and found that I could actually allow people to give me a Star [...]

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Ramblings From A Round World

I don’t have a coherent thought in my head right now, so I figured I would just put together an “overall thoughts” blog (like so many of us do) to entertain those few of you who actually stop by here from time to time…
1. Seat Belt Car Alarms
Seriously…I have enough people in my life, from [...]

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When Someone Cries Murder…

Sitting outside a bar last night in New York City with a couple of friends. Nice evening, kinda quite on the west side in Greenwich Village. I’m drinking a Stella at the White Horse Tavern, the famed bar haunt for writers and artists of the 1950’s & 60’s. Great writers such as Jack Kerouac & [...]

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I Got No Taste

I know, I know…I have a terrible fashion sense. But this post has nothing to do with my lack of color coordination. Actually…this is all about my actual sense of taste. Apparently I have lost it. I think it might have been the combination of drugs that I took last weekend when I was in [...]

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Rain, Rain, Go Awa…Ah For Crying Out Loud…ENOUGH ALREADY!

I don’t know about where you live, but it seems like it has rained here every other day since mid-June. I can’t get anything done! If I want to mow my yard (like today), it rains. When I want to clean my garage (like last week), it rains. When I want to pick weeds out [...]

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Today I Got PMS

Ever just have one of those days. You know the kind…you can’t get motivated. People make ya irritable and anything anyone says is misconstrued as an insult? Yeah…one of those days? Well…that’s me today. Dunno why. Could be weather related. Could just be lack of sleep. Maybe money stress? Who knows. All I know is [...]

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Right Is The New Left

…RIGHT?
I drove 7 hours to Memphis on Friday. Then drove 7 hours back to Cincinnati on Sunday. And I’m starting to realize something. I know I have discussed driving here on this blog before and I admit that I can get a little out of sorts when it comes to other people driving on [...]

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If You Have 5 Minutes…

…this is HYSTERICAL! I thought this song was stupid in the 80’s…but this takes it to new heights of stupidness! Check it out!
 

What the effing crap?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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You Might Not Know Me But You’re My Friend Anyways…

Do You Know Me?
Lately, I feel like I’ve been spending more time on Facebook & Twitter than I have concentrating on blogging, and I don’t know if that is necessarily a bad thing. I mean…with Facebook I get to see what all of my friends are doing and make quick status updates (usually something snarky [...]

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I No Longer Have To Mow My Front Yard…

The city was out here today, chopping down branches and trees near power lines. Luckily, my neighbor directly behind us doesn’t believe in trimming their trees which hang over our property because now my front yard looks like a tree exploded! Tree parts everywhere! Between the hammering in our house and the sawing out, I couldn’t [...]

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And Then The Wall Came Down

Not the Berlin Wall, silly! I’m not THAT deep. No…I’m talking our kitchen wall! So the everlasting construction on our home continues and now it has moved indoors! Fantastic! And just as the kids are finishing up school for the summer. Even BETTER! Yeesh…
But I’m hoping it all looks fantastic after it’s all said and [...]

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And Then A Giant Snake ATE His Face!

Okay…so maybe that DIDN’T actually happen…but I thought it was going too! I mean…this snake was like…100 feet long (more or less)…and has giant fangs that shoot venom at a victim’s eyes from 50 feet away! It was HUGE!!! I was definitely in fear of my life!!! Which is why I went and got my [...]

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