Mmmmmm…looks tasty…costs more…
Everyone is FAT! America is UNHEALTHY! We are OVERWEIGHT and can’t control our habit of going to Burger King and ordering Whoppers (on sale! 2 for 1 today!), a large fry and a shake! What is wrong with us?!?!?!
Well…have ya been to the grocery store lately? Oh sure…I would LOVE to eat healthy (and have been!), [...]
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So you want to promote your new movie called “The Dark Knight”, right? What do you think…send some Bat masks to your favorite entertainment magazine? Maybe stick Batman and The Joker on some cereal boxes? Maybe mass produce some action figures and make sure they are stocked in every store from Maine to California? Maybe [...]
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As far as I know, germs have been around for millions of years. I’m not a scientist, but I can only imagine that germs have lived long before we were ever around. It’s not in the Bible or anything, but I think it’s probably a no-brainer. So if these tiny little organisms have been around [...]
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Driving to work today and passed this humongous billboard announcing the arrival of Las Vegas’ favorite son, Wayne Newton. I’m not a fan, but from what I understand, nobody gets more women to take off their panties (and launch them onstage aparently) as this guy. And I have to wonder…why?
Is it because he looks like [...]
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His eyebrows are…HYPNOTIC!
As I get older, there are things about reelin’ in the years that kinda wear me down. Getting slower. Getting fatter. Getting that old guy smell. Okay…I’m not quite there yet…but I’m sure I will be aromatic some day! And then there is hair.
Granted, I am a lucky guy in this department. I have [...]
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Seriously…would YOU watch this movie???
Sitting here in my parents’ living room and a commercial for a new Eddie Murphy movie comes on. The movie is called “Meet Dave” and I am being perfectly honest here when I say…it looks HORRIBLE! What “The Happening” was to horror films, “Meet Dave” looks like it will be the [...]
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Last couple of mornings I’ve been waking up to some really strange images in my dreams. I am trying ot figure out what might be causing them. Usually they are related to my family. And the scary thing is they’re violent, horrible dreams. So I would really like them to stop…but I don’t know what [...]
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If you hadn’t seen this picture before…now you have, and I have to ask this question…
If you live in Tornado Alley in Iowa, do you get so used to tornadoes that when you see one within a mile of your house, do you run into the living room, grab your Polaroid (or Sony, or Kodak…whatever), [...]
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Ah…the good old days…
So I get home tonight and my wife is watching one of the Brady Bunch guys walking a tightrope. Come to find out it’s new celebrity reality show on NBC called “Celebrity Circus”. Are you kidding me? What in the world is going on? Now I know that the strike really hurt [...]
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Posted in What The Heck...? on June 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I don’t know about your house, but we got bugs here. Lots of ‘em. Seems like we’re always getting bombarded with bugs these days. A couple of years ago it was the cicadas. Then we had a throng of ladybugs attack our home. This year, apparently the woodlouse has decided to mate in unbelieveable numbers.
Unlike [...]
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