His eyebrows are…HYPNOTIC!
As I get older, there are things about reelin’ in the years that kinda wear me down. Getting slower. Getting fatter. Getting that old guy smell. Okay…I’m not quite there yet…but I’m sure I will be aromatic some day! And then there is hair.
Granted, I am a lucky guy in this department. I have [...]
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Seriously…would YOU watch this movie???
Sitting here in my parents’ living room and a commercial for a new Eddie Murphy movie comes on. The movie is called “Meet Dave” and I am being perfectly honest here when I say…it looks HORRIBLE! What “The Happening” was to horror films, “Meet Dave” looks like it will be the [...]
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Last couple of mornings I’ve been waking up to some really strange images in my dreams. I am trying ot figure out what might be causing them. Usually they are related to my family. And the scary thing is they’re violent, horrible dreams. So I would really like them to stop…but I don’t know what [...]
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If you hadn’t seen this picture before…now you have, and I have to ask this question…
If you live in Tornado Alley in Iowa, do you get so used to tornadoes that when you see one within a mile of your house, do you run into the living room, grab your Polaroid (or Sony, or Kodak…whatever), [...]
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Ah…the good old days…
So I get home tonight and my wife is watching one of the Brady Bunch guys walking a tightrope. Come to find out it’s new celebrity reality show on NBC called “Celebrity Circus”. Are you kidding me? What in the world is going on? Now I know that the strike really hurt [...]
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Posted in What The Heck...? on June 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I don’t know about your house, but we got bugs here. Lots of ‘em. Seems like we’re always getting bombarded with bugs these days. A couple of years ago it was the cicadas. Then we had a throng of ladybugs attack our home. This year, apparently the woodlouse has decided to mate in unbelieveable numbers.
Unlike [...]
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Posted in What The Heck...?, tagged Avis on May 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
OR NOT…
So my wife and kids went to Norfolk, VA a few weeks ago to go to a family members’ wedding. Not a big deal. I used miles to fly them there. But she needed to rent a car once she arrived and she wanted an SUV or something large enough to transport her and [...]
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I know these guys are just doing their jobs, but why is it every time I go to get my car tuned up I feel this impending feeling of doom coming over me? I know what is gonna happen…I’m going to hand my keys over to this guy who knows he has a sucker on [...]
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Having worked in the television industry for quite a few years, I want to clear something up. I’m pretty sure that I’m not the only one who knows this little trade secret, but it’s something no one wants to talk about and I think it’s time for me to put it out there. I have [...]
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Those were the days…
(when they apparently printed things upside down!)
So let me get this straight…postage stamps are going up by 1 cent to 42 cents on May 12th. How many times has this happened in the course of say…25 years? Let’s check, shall I?
According to this site, in 1975 the cost of a single stamp [...]
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