Seriously…what is it with people who shop at Wal-Mart? I’m thinking there HAS to be some kind of mysterious obnoxious gas that they leak into that place that turns everybody there into drones. I have been to the local Wal-Mart here maybe 10 times, and there is never a smiling face in the place! Even the person they PAY to smile doesn’t smile. I can’t figure it out!
Today I ran in to get some shaving cream and cat litter. Seems like an easy 5 minute in and out…right? Well in the few minutes that I was there, I was almost run over by 2 people in those wheelie carts (you know, the ones for handicapped people. And I am starting to think EVERYONE at Wal-Mart is handicapped because there are over 8,000 handicapped parking spaces in the Wal-Mart parking lot! But I digress…), snarled at by at least 2 people in the toothbrush isle (yes, I actually drifted for a moment. Sue me.), and the checkout lady looked at me like I was stealing something after I scanned a 50 cent candy bar and put it in my pocket so I could munch on it in the car! What in the world?
I’m telling ya…evil gases are being expelled at Wal-Mart…and they ain’t coming out of Christopher’s butt! (Which is a whole different story altogether…but that is for another day!) Yeesh!