Question…how old do you have to be to lose your sex appeal? Seriously…I don’t know that I ever had any, but if I did, I’m pretty sure that I lost it about 15 years ago. Probably stuck it in some box that is buried in our attic or something.
So today Hugh Hefner shows up at the Derby with his 3 (count em, because I don’t know if they can) bunnies by his side. Apparently they are ALL his girlfriends and it seems they are all very happy to be with him. Now I don’t know this for sure, but isn’t Hugh Hefner 150 years old? What does he have…some puppeteers who follow him around, pulling strings and making his mouth move?
How does this work, ’cause I’m curious…
Oh yeah…he’s loaded and has a mansion. Gotcha…
A Round World Through Square Glasses 
That’s not sex appeal, that’s money appeal. Heck, *I* would do him.
Where have you been? You didn’t know he had 3 girlfriends? He used to have 7! Seriously! He’s had these 3 for a couple of years now. The one on the far right, Kendra, just turned 21 last year!! Nuts huh? And MWM is right-it’s money appeal. I’m not sure you could pay me enough to get a look at his wrinkled ass.