I like going to my dentist. Seriously! And the reason I like it is because of my dental hygienist, Mary. Mary is, in my opinion, the coolest dental hygienist in the United States. Love her! She’s really witty and she has a boyfriend of many years named Alan, so that always makes for some fun conversation.
Anyway, I’m not gonna get into a long-winded discussion about going to the dentist’s office or anything like that. And for the record, I like my dentist also. But going to the dentist is always so much easier knowing that Mary is gonna be there to chat with. Doesn’t matter whether I have a giant hook in my mouth or if she’s flossing my gums, this woman is quite possibly the most entertaining person in my life! I see her twice a year, and every time we have quick, sarcastic and funny conversations. Like this one…
“When is your wife coming back in? She gain any weight yet?”
“I think she’s in next month, Mary. And no…she hasn’t gained any weight.”
“Oh…that’s nice. Tell her I said hello and that I hate her.”
And the rest of the visit goes exactly like that. She’s awesome! So if you are ever in Cincinnati and need a good teeth cleaning, I highly recommend Mary. Tell her Alan sent ya. Me…not her boyfriend.
As you can probably have guessed by now, I went to the dentist today. Seems that my teeth are sparkly and white! Now I can feel better about myself for another 6 months!
Yay for me!
(I gotta come up with more ideas for blogs today…but I thought you should know about Mary…LOL)