Got this from Red. Seeing as how the last “meme” was such a bust, I figured this one looked more interesting. Just complete the statements that are started in bold. Simple as that.
I am: a typical guy. Like sports, music, movies, gadgets, sex. So on and so forth.
I think: our country has serious issues.
I know: I will be working a lot over the next few months.
I have: a long way to go to get in the shape I want to be in.
I wish: I had more money.
I hate: lima beans.
I miss: my family…constantly
I fear: getting injured and not being able to work.
I hear: R.E.M., which is playing on my computer right now.
I smell: McDonalds coffee, which I picked up on the way back from the gym this morning.
I crave: nothing really…
I search: for inner peace.
I wonder: how much my kids will grow in the next year.
I regret: my divorce, even though it was the right thing to do.
I love: my wife and kids…unconditionally.
I ache: in my shoulders. Too much weight added this morning.
I am not: good at paying attention.
I believe: good things happen to you if you believe in yourself.
I dance: with my kids.
I sing: in my car.
I cry: uh…no I don’t.
I fight: mean. Or so my wife tells me…
I win: at basketball. Or I used too…
I lose: things only when people move them from where I put them.
I never: leave a room without turning off the light. I’ve heard it’s annoying.
I always: get up first before anyone else in my house and make coffee.
I confuse: names. Terrible with ’em.
I listen: for approximately 5 minutes. Anything beyond that I start to lose focus.
I can usually be found: writing on the computer or listening to music.
I am scared: about the future of our country.
I need: to listen better.
I am happy about: the way my kids are growing up. They really are very good kids.
I imagine: things will get worse before they get better.
I tag: you tag, we all play tag. YOU’RE IT!
haha! loved this, alan.
im sure you do cry .. manly men cry. it’s hot.
and yeah, lima beans suck.
i turn off lights too . . and it pisses me to see someone walk out of a room without doing so.
i hope you find your inner peace . . !
I do cry…but I’m not a manly man. Manly men can fix faucets.
Thank you…lima beans suck hard!
I’m glad I’m not the only insane person in the world!
And I am looking…I think a good all-inclusive vacation would help…
i am sooo not doing this meme. I’m on meme strike.
lima beans? come on, they are awesome!!!
you don’t cry? whatever!
also? I saw a trend in your lack of listening skills there. funny!
You soooo should do this meme…’cause it’s actually a good one!
Lima beans totally suck.
I do cry…but only when someone forces me to eat lima beans.
I’m sorry…what else were you talking about?
this is a great meme… I always picture you singing in your car on your way to some sporting event. (kinda like the free falling scene with tom hanks in jerry mcguire)
I am a much better singer than Tom Cruise in Jerry Macguire…thank you very much!
Alan cries like a baby. He always has and he always will. He might be weeping right now, the odds are good.
I AM crying right now…how did you know?