This picture has nothing to do with this blog…I just think she’s kinda SMOKIN’ HOT!
Okay…so this is gonna be my 386th post since October 2007. That’s 10 months. 10 long months of writing…A LOT. Yes…it is true, I’ve been writing my busy little fingers off for a while now and have very little to show for it. I have no sponsors. I have no ads to litter up this blog space. I have no jukeboxes and twitters or tweeters or whatever you call them. And I have very few readers. But the ones who do visit here have made it known that I blog. And I blog a lot. Between my brother and a few other readers, it has come to my attention that maybe I need to tone it down a bit. Maybe it’s time to take a long, hard look at WHAT I’m blogging about and not just write every little thought that pops into my head. Maybe I need to compose and organize and re-think my posts a little, giving them time to bloom instead of throwing them out there like seeds on top of the dirt.
Or maybe I just like writing? Don’t really care if it’s good or bad…I just like doing it. Sure, you get some squalor every now and then like this blog or this blog. But sometimes you get stuff that is actually quite good…like this or this or this. Sometimes it’s funny stuff such as this. Sometimes it’s angry like this and sometimes it’s just plain silly and probably should have been left out, like this, this and this.
Whatever…I have fun doing it. And you just keep on coming back (or at least some of you do)! But someday maybe I’ll need to take a break and all 5 of you will be all confused because I didn’t post something today?
“What’s up with Alan? Is he okay? Did he break his arm? Did he forget to sit at his computer today to type out some magical nonsense that only he understands? What is wrong with him??? Where did he go!?!?”
Oh yeah…you know you’d miss me if I stopped. There would be a dark void that would fill the earth. A loneliness that no one could replace. Your lives would forever be lost and there could be nothing to fill that emptiness. Oh what would you do without another blog about pop music or another silly Top 10 list or a Picture of the Day (that happens maybe 3 times a month)? Where would you go? Would you sadly turn off your computer and go read a book (maybe Danny’s new book over at “Dad Gone Mad”?)? Would you be stuck at work, with nothing to do but fill out TPS Reports? Or would you look to another writer? Someone who maybe doesn’t blog as much as me, but has a version of the Top 10 lists that isn’t quite up to par…but it will do…because ALAN ISN’T BLOGGING ANYMORE?!?!?
It would be sad, would it not?
So…what will it be people? Quality OR Quantity? You let me know. But think long and hard about your decision. My blog life is in your hands! And be careful what you wish for…because your wish might just come true…
Oh…and for those of you looking for an image with a little more substance than that of Monica Belucci’s butt above…here ya go!
Aaaaaah…look at the widdle puddy kitty. Ain’t he cute?