Joke Of The Year

I am not a joke teller. I have a terrible memory for the punchline and I rarely get the whole joke correct. I always manage to leave out some important part and then I have to backtrack and then all of a sudden…I forget…what the hell was I talking about? But this weekend, a friend of mine told me this joke, and I thought it was hysterical! I don’t know why it struck me as so funny, but to celebrate this 1 Year Anniversary of my blogging on Ye Old Blog Site here, I figured…I’ll make THIS my JOKE OF THE YEAR! (cue the band and cheesy video)…

So a penguin is driving down the road and his car begins to stutter. Fearing that it’s gonna break down, he pulls into a car shop and hops out of the car and tells the mechanic about the stuttering. So the mechanic says, “It’s gonna be at least an hour. You might as well go for a walk and come back then.”

So the little penguin heads out to do some window shopping. As he wanders, he comes across an ice cream parlor. Now…being a penguin…he LOVES ice cream! So he stops in and orders a HUGE ice cream sundae! With his flippers he scoops up the ice cream and stuffs it into his face, getting it all over the place. Finally, about 45 minutes later, he finishes up his dessert and heads back to the car shop.

Once there, the mechanic looks at the little penguin and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.”

To which the little penguin replies…”No, no, no! It’s ICE CREAM!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blew a seal! Get it? No? (Well…I thought it was funny…)