Throw out the “call girl” part and tell me she’s not attractive!
So yesterday I decided to go out on a limb and blog about this 23-year old call girl who ruined the career of a New York politician (and deservedly so, I might add). I personally think she is attractive. I like brunettes with brown eyes. Anyone who has met my wife would know! She’s a slender brunette with brown eyes! And I love her dearly! So…I want to go on record right now that I NEVER, EVER would cheat on her. I would NEVER attempt to have or ever ACTUALLY have any kind of romantic relationship with any other woman besides her. And I definitely would NEVER cheat on her with a call girl from New York with brown eyes, brown hair and a pretty smile. Oh…and a kickin’ body. And, apparently, man hands.
So to all those wonderful bloggers out there (and my Mom and brother) who checked in and commented yesterday, I appreciate your concern…however I have no intention of ever cheating on my wife, the mother of my 2 children and the one person who keeps me in my place. I will, however, continue to admire beautiful women from a distance and I will not avert my eyes at the grocery store checkout aisle where they have Cosmopolitan and Glamour with women in bathing suits and I will not change the channel when CBS decides to air the Victoria Secret Christmas special (and I DO enjoy the commercials also!) and I will probably continue to imagine what Monica Belucci and Sara Evans and Kate Beckinsale look like naked. I do believe that this is what makes a man a man and I won’t apologize for it. That being said, I can appreciate the fact that so many of you voiced your concern about my interest in said Call Girl and so I will be careful as to which subjects I choose to blog about from here on out…even if I don’t really think I did anything wrong…
Also…thanks to those of you (Mom and Frank) who think my wife is beautiful. I concur! She IS beautiful and I love her more than anyone can imagine!
But I still find it amusing that not ONE PERSON finds Ashley Dupree attractive. Really? No one?
Oh well…guess I can’t win ’em all!
P.S. And Frank…YOU suck!!!