GET YOUR HEADLINES HERE! READ ALL ABOUT YOUR McDONALD’S NEWS HERE! Little did you know that Mickey D’s ain’t just a place to get a Big Mac! Apparently it’s got so much more drama to offer!!!
News Headline #1: IPhone User Suing McDonalds’ For Leaking Nude Photos!
According to the Associated Press, an Arkansas man left his IPhone at a McDonalds that apparently had nude pictures of his wife stored on it. When he went back to retrieve it, someone had taken the photos and posted them on a website. Lesson to be learned…don’t leave nude photos on your IPhone at McDonalds without having a passcode set up!!! You can read all about it HERE.
News Headline #2: Experts Say Banning Fast Food Ads On T.V. Would Help Keep Our Youth From Getting Fat!
Now who comes up with this stuff? Seriously…someone wasted their hard earned cash on THIS study??? Because this is stupid. Ads on tv don’t make kids fat. PARENTS make kids fat by taking them to McDonalds every other day to get the latest Happy Meal toy. Having an ad on television is NOT why kids are fat! McDonalds can advertise all they want and it doesn’t affect a child in any way. Maybe they should also ban car ads. Because usually kids get to McDonalds in a vehicle of some kind. Dumb experts…
News Headline #3: Economy In The Crapper! Newer & Bigger McDonald’s Being Built!
That’s right. Right here in Cincinnati, a BIGGER & BETTER McDonalds is being promised in West Chester, OH. The owner is gonna demolish the one that is standing and replace it with a $1.6 million McDonalds mansion. So, as the economy goes down the tubes, McDonalds in northern Cincinnati is doing quite well. So well, that they have to build a whole new one! Well…there ya go. If you are interested…go HERE (but for the record…I’m NOT interested. I just happened to see it in the paper last week…).
So the rules that apply here are…you’re gonna eat Big Macs. You and your kids are gonna get fat. If you leave naked pictures of your wife laying around, they’ll probably end up on the net. And McDonalds ain’t going away anytime soon, bad economy or not! And that is the latest in McDonalds News Headlines! Tune in later as we show you how the Birger King is actually a serial killer! Anyone with a large, plastic head and a strange, demented smile HAS to be a little crazy…right?