Words Of Wisdom


My sister Kathy sent me these a while back. They are ancient Chinese sayings and can be found in cookies all over the world. I imagine my sister MUST eat lots of takeout in order to get so many proverbs…

Confucius Says:

Man who run in
front of car get tired.

Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.

Man who fish in
other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.

All words to live by if ever I heard any!

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4 Responses to Words Of Wisdom

  1. Amber says:

    LOL! I needed that this morning!

  2. mop master says:

    LOL!! Too funny.

  3. Mom says:

    That’s from KATHY???

    yup

  4. kat says:

    I honestly didn’t remember sending this or reading most of these, but I’m sure I did and they were still funny:)

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