Right off the bat…this is a SEX blog. So anyone offended by such topics should change the channel now…
(shift nervously…twiddle thimbs…)
Okay…that should be enough time…right?
So a couple of things have come up (not really! HA! Let the fun begin!) that have to do with things of a sexual nature that I thought was interesting/funny/sad (wait for it…I’ll get there) so I thought I would share. The first being THIS product…
Its a “sex counter“. Essentially it COUNTS how many thrusts are made in an *ahem* encounter. Please don’t ask me how I found this thing online. It’s been a very long week of scouring the internet and I honestly don’t remember. Anyways…I can’t imagine why anybody would have a need for something like this?! But how devastated would you be if the number only got up to 10? Or 15 even? What would your girl say? Would you feel inadequate? Or how about in the thousands? Would you worry about wearing your woman out? And where do women stand on that topic anyways? How much is too much and how many are too little? Its all very confusing. Aaaaanyways…it’s really just NOT a good product to buy for ANY reason.
And if you DID feel inadequate wearing your new gadget (crap…did I actually just write that?), would you pay over $3 million to have sex with a virgin? Well…that’s what THIS woman is selling…her virginity.
At 22 years old, she claims its empowering. I claim its silly. And I’m not even being critical of HER! Look…I know that there is this stigma with virgins. And I know there are lots of men out there who think this is a good idea. But here’s MY thought…you are about to spend a boatload of money to have sex with a woman who has NO EXPERIENCE having sex! How good do you think its gonna be? For my money (not that I’m spending any…for crying out loud…), an experienced woman would be worth spending some hard earned cash on…not the other way around. Am I wrong about this? I mean…I realize its all going to a good cause and all (she says she needs the money to pay her college tuition), but what kind of transaction do you figure THAT will be? I can’t even imagine that it would be fun for anybody involved. Unless…of course…the guy was wearing the gadget. And then they could keep track of how much each thrust cost him!
But THAT is just ridiculous…right?
And for the record…I am all kinds of blushing right now…but I’m pretty sure I’ll get a gazillion responses! LOL