Konversations With Kids: The Greatest Book…EVER?

So my wife picked up some books for the kids over the weekend. Guess they were having a sale somewhere and she allowed them to pick out 3 books each, no matter the topic, on anything that they would want to read about. Ava picked out a book about a multi-colored elephant and some books with princesses. Christopher picked up a book on the human body, a book about a boy & his dog and then THIS book…


Yes. Walter The Farting Dog Goes On A Cruise.

Now…I’m not up on my children’s books as much as I used to be, but I’m pretty sure there was no such line of books when I was a kid. That being said…it was an interesting read. Funny though…I remember not too long ago when I used to be the one reading the books. Now Christopher is reading to me! And the story went something like this…

Christopher: “Blah, blah, blah…and the dog farted.” (giggle)

Turn page.

Christopher: “Blah, blah, blah..look at these people dad (pointing at pictures). Aren’t they funny looking? ‘And then the dog farted.'” (snort)

Turn page.

Christopher: “Blah, blah, blah…look at the fart smell dad! (pointing at picture of dog farting) I bet THAT stinks! (giggle) ‘And the dog farted.'”

Turn page.

Christopher: “‘Blah, blah, blah…and then the dog farted.’ I bet that boat was smelling pretty bad by the time the trip was over. Don’t you dad?” (giggle)

Turn page


Me: “Christopher…did you just…”

Christopher: (laughing hysterically) “Yeah…I farted!”

The End

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5 Responses to Konversations With Kids: The Greatest Book…EVER?

  1. Anything with farting in the title has to be awesome!!

  2. Blah la Blah says:

    We have one of those books from that series. Another couple of good ones, Dirty Bertie and PeeEww is that you, Bertie? But those are for younger kids, still are very good.


  4. Miss Grace says:

    Sounds like the author is a comedic genius.

  5. Chris Kittinger says:

    Lady Gaga rules! What? Oh, sorry, wrong blog post…

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