Sooooo….I turned on my cable television today, started flipping through channels….
Judge Judy? No.
Springer Show? No.
A documentary on ants? No.
SportsCenter rerun for the 1,000,000,000 time? No.
Oh wait…they’re going to a commercial break. Maybe they’ll do an upda…
Waaaaaait a minute. What kind of porn crap is THIS???
Uh. Seriously? I got nuthin’.
Oh wait! THIS is MUCH better!!!