So today I went with Ava & her 2nd grade class to the zoo in a downpour. The weather was crappy the entire 3.5 hours we were there but there WERE a few things that we learned today despite the weather…
1. Never, EVER stick your foot in the gators mouth for a photo moment…
2. Keep your hands behind the fence when waving at trains
3. There are times when the peacock simply wants to be left alone…
4. If you’re gonna jump, don’t second-guess yourself.
5. And lastly…monkeys don’t give a damn. They’re gonna do it anyways.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! GET A ROOM!
Monkey porn.
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