Category Archives: News Headlines

The Exit Row

As a frequent flyer, I often try to get the first class upgrade anytime there is an opportunity. Its just an easier way to fly! However, sometimes I’m not lucky enough and have to sit in the back of the … Continue reading

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New Ways To Prove Your Inadequecy

Right off the bat…this is a SEX blog. So anyone offended by such topics should change the channel now…   (shift nervously…twiddle thimbs…)   Okay…that should be enough time…right?  So a couple of things have come up (not really! HA! Let … Continue reading

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Fox News Has Got No Game

Ain’t THIS the truth??? Seriously…anybody watching this crap? Ever since Tuesday, Fox News has been reporting on Barack Obama’s Blackberry and whether or not he took the oath “officially”. Are they serious with this crap? Have they got nothing better … Continue reading

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Doom & Gloom

C’mon Stan…I hear Wal-Mart is hiring! I’m tired of hearing it. I’m tired of reading it. I would say, in the last 10 months, I have not picked up a paper, magazine, or turned on a newscast and NOT heard … Continue reading

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Let’s Just Call It “Even”

I’ll trade you a goat for some coffee creamer… Barack Obama takes office this month and today there is talk of a $775 billion stimulus package to be put into affect to bolster our economy. But I have a better idea … Continue reading

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Gunns In The Classroom

Think Albert had issues in elementary school? Caught this story on Headline News while I was working out and just HAD to comment… Apparently a former porn star (if you consider a woman who poses nude by herself for adult films … Continue reading

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McDonald’s News Headlines!

  GET YOUR HEADLINES HERE! READ ALL ABOUT YOUR McDONALD’S NEWS HERE! Little did you know that Mickey D’s ain’t just a place to get a Big Mac! Apparently it’s got so much more drama to offer!!! News Headline #1: … Continue reading

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*sigh* (a guy’s lament)

Throw out the “call girl” part and tell me she’s not attractive! So yesterday I decided to go out on a limb and blog about this 23-year old call girl who ruined the career of a New York politician (and … Continue reading

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Yeah…I’m Such A Guy…

How about TWO for the price of ONE??? I know former NY mayor Eliot Spitzer was a married man. And what he did was just plain stupid. But I gotta say what every guy in the country is thinking…this woman … Continue reading

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Holy SH$%!!! It’s Worst Than I Thought!

My sentiments exactly I am a hands off stock owner. My belief is that a system that has been working for…well…a really, really long time will go through it’s ups and downs. And it’s easy to underestimate media reports and … Continue reading

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Dodgeball: A True Political Debate Story

One of my favorite movies ever is the comedy “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”. “Why?” you might ask? Because it’s stupid. And it has a zillion great lines in it. Many which could have been used in tonight’s final political … Continue reading

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The 2nd Debate…Or…What The Hell Are Pork Belly Earmarks?!?!

Let’s see…it went a little something like this… I am Tom Brokaw. I talk really, really deeply. Watch and listen as I school these candidates on how this all works. Senator Obama…you…are…first. The economy. BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah. Aaaand…BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah. McCain and Bush BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah. … Continue reading

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So Much For Price Gouging

You can’t milk a polar bear…can ya? On Sunday, Hurricane Ike paid a visit to our little community here in Cincinnati. Buildings crumbled (well…a rooftop anyway), trees fell and much of my neighbors stuff was blown into my yard. There … Continue reading

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How Narrow-Minded Can We Possibly Be?

Abortion. Same Sex Marriages. Same Sex Marriages. Abortion. Abortion. Gay Rights. Blah, blah, blah… Who gives a damn? I mean seriously…I think there are issues that are so much more important now than what a woman does to her own … Continue reading

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10 Businesses That Are Thriving In Today’s Economic Times

Everything is costing more. Gas prices are soaring. Because of it, product costs are soaring. Our country is in a world of hurt. However, there are some businesses and products out there that are doing pretty good considering…and here they … Continue reading

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