Category Archives: What The Heck…?

What The Heck…The Godfather vs The Catholic Church

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Alan

16 years ago or so, I became a godfather for the first time to my niece, Normandy. This past weekend, I returned home to become a godparent to my nephew, Drake, the youngest son of my youngest sibling. So imagine … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged Catholic, church, faith, Love, money, Religion, trust | 1 Comment

What The Heck…Razor Blades?

Posted on September 18, 2012 by Alan

I bet they didn’t shave Marty’s head with a cheap razor… Everyone complains about gas prices and the milk prices and the cost of living and so on & so forth but you wanna know the REAL ripoff these days? Razor … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged Dollar Shave Club, expensive razors, Gillette, razor blades, Schick | Leave a comment

What The Heck…Chick-fil-A???

Posted on July 25, 2012 by Alan

Recently, the president of the tasty chicken sandwich joint, Chick-fil-A, announced that he and his company are “very much supportive of the family.” And when he says “family,” he means a traditional family…with one mother and one father. Dan Cathy, … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged Bible, Boston, Chick-fil-A, homophobia, homosexual, hot topics, The Bible and marriage, what the heck? | 2 Comments

What The Heck…EDM?

Posted on June 7, 2012 by Alan

A different kind of mouse… This morning I took Ava and her friends to summer camp. We were listening to the radio and the girls were having fun, singing along to their favorite songs. I know I wax nostalgic for … Continue reading →

Posted in Thoughts, What The Heck...? | Tagged dance music, David Guetta, Deadmau5, EDM, electronica, Moby, Music, Top 40, what the heck? | Leave a comment

What The Heck…Words With Friends???

Posted on March 10, 2012 by Alan

Kicking & screaming I was dragged back to this stupid IPhone game and I DEMAND to know how I can’t play the word “OZ” but my friends can use words such as the following and get points out of it… … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged Hanging With Friends, IPhone games, Made Up Words, Words With Friends, Za is NOT a word | 2 Comments

What The Heck…Sugar Pills?

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Alan

I hate being sick. And it has been noted that MOST people also hate being sick. So when I say I hate being sick, this should not come as a surprise. Recently I have been “sick,” but not in a … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged chindroitin, cyclobenzaprine, glucosamine, hydrocodone, I have no idea how to pronounce any of these drugs, medicine, naproxen, orphenadrine, oxycodone, prednisone, sciatica | 4 Comments

All He Wants For Christmas Is…Seriously???

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Alan

This man is a little confused… Gotta love the holidays! The decorations were up 3 months ago, the music has been infiltrating the airwaves and commercials and I am counting the days to “A Charlie Brown Christmas” (even though I … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Life, Kids, Konversations With Kids, My Life, What The Heck...? | Tagged All He Wants For Christmas is Socks???, Christmas list, Christopher, Santa, socks | 3 Comments

What The Heck…Weeds???

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Alan

Pretty! Right? Summer is the best time to get to know your yard. We plant and we seed and we tend and we try our best to keep our yards manicured and conditioned and seeded and watered and after all … Continue reading →

Posted in Silly Stuff, What The Heck...? | Tagged crabgrass, dandelions, I hate weeds, weeds, Weeds are trying to destroy me | 2 Comments

What The Heck…Dr. Shengwang Du???

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Alan

No really! It DOES work! Watch…I can PROVE it! These are the kinds of news stories I love to read because nothing says “Waste of money” more than a good time travel story. Apparently the idea of time travel was … Continue reading →

Posted in Silly Stuff, What The Heck...? | Tagged Back To The Future, Doc Brown Ain't Goin' Nowhere, Dr. Shengwang Du, Hong Kong, Time Travel | Leave a comment

What The Heck….Kohl’s?

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Alan

Oh how my wife LOVES the Kohl’s. The excitement on her face when she receives that 30% / 40% / 50% discount coupon in the mail EVERY WEEKEND is the happiest I see her all week. I think it is … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged BIGGEST SALE OF THE SEASON!!!, coupons, Don't be fooled guys...we're being duped, Got the coups, I call BS, Kohl's, shopping, Target is involved also | 4 Comments

What The Heck…”The Hat”

Posted on April 30, 2011 by Alan

The biggest wedding since…well..since Diana & Charles said “I do” in 1981 happened this past week and there were millions watching as the new royal couple strolled down the aisle to get hitched. I honestly didn’t watch any of it … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged Philip Treacy hat, Princess Beatrice, The Hat, The Royal Wedding | 1 Comment

What The Heck…Pfitens?

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Alan

I dunno if you know the latest fads going around these days but I’m a little bit in the know. The only reason I know about them is because my son and his friends are all about this new fad … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged pfitens | 2 Comments

What The Heck…Ohio State Players Get Tattooed?

Posted on December 24, 2010 by Alan

Getting an early start? On Thursday, 5 Ohio State football players were suspended for the first 5 games of 2011 for receiving free tattoos from a local Columbus tattoo parlor in exchange for their autographs. Apparently they also sold jerseys, … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports Talk, What The Heck...? | Tagged Buckeyes, Ohio State, Ohio State football, OSU, suspensions, tattoos | 2 Comments

What The Heck…$100???

Posted on September 23, 2010 by Alan

Is it just me? Or does it seem like it is next to impossible to get out of bed in the morning and not spend $100? I swear, as soon as my foot hits the floor, it’s $100 GONE…just like … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged $100, economy, money, money is hard to find, The buck stops here, Wish I was a billionaire | 1 Comment

What The Heck…Lindsay Lohan

Posted on August 7, 2010 by Alan

Ok…so she looks kinda pretty here… I don’t know about you, but being the film buff that I am, I am totally looking forward to the upcoming film, “Machete.” It looks AWESOME! And it stars Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle … Continue reading →

Posted in What The Heck...? | Tagged I don't get Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan is stupid, Machete | 1 Comment